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Voting Day Today

on Thu Jun 08, 2017 11:06 am
I went into a Sex shop...

"Excuse me" I asked, "Have you got a massive dildo?"

"Yes Sir", The assistant said and showed me a massive black dildo, "Shall I wrap it up for you?"

"No, I replied, "But if you don't mind, would you shove it up my arse as far as it will go.

I've been thinking about voting Labour and I need a reminder of what's likely to happen if they win"


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Re: Voting Day Today

on Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:07 pm
Vote wisely today, all.


Please.
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Re: Voting Day Today

on Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:48 pm
Didn't vote sorry.
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Re: Voting Day Today

on Thu Jun 08, 2017 5:01 pm
voted......but not for the blues
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Re: Voting Day Today

on Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:13 pm
Spot wrote:voted......but not for the blues

Lube the dildo?

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Re: Voting Day Today

on Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:01 pm


When I last saw May saying enough is enough etc.. I thought yeah she understands you cannot every time come out and say we are deeply sorry for the families of the victims, our thoughts are with them. Then have a concert in remembrance and love London sit in. No enough is really enough...

Yeah I like Corbyn I agree make Britain fairer, nationalize the trains and make a better system. But I think he's looking for another referendum on the EU and I'm not sure he's as strong on Muslims as May.

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Re: Voting Day Today

on Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:07 pm
Mogs,

I can have little confidence in the wisdom or leadership or vision of someone who slept with Diane Abbot

Feel sorry that she is presently ill - hope she gets better soon - sincerely.

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Re: Voting Day Today

on Thu Jun 08, 2017 8:15 pm
I got totally wound up yesterday with that sycophantic bitch banging on "vote for me" "vote for me" when the chuff did it become a presidential election? she only once mentioned the Conservative Party and her colleagues right at the end.

Chuff that.
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Re: Voting Day Today

on Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:53 pm
That's 'cos most of the conservatives are wankers.

Erm the others are women.

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Re: Voting Day Today

on Fri Jun 09, 2017 9:43 am
What a fine mess.
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Re: Voting Day Today

on Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:12 am
Well there's a surprise .... it's a flocking disaster, and no decisions have been made ...

Great Britain ????

We should be renamed ...

We're Ok, well I think we are, what do you think, no I am sure we're alright, I know let's vote on it, urm, that didn't help, let's decide later Britain.
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Re: Voting Day Today

on Fri Jun 09, 2017 10:32 am


I go with the German way of saying Grossbritannien meaning Big Britain, as opposed to the smaller Britain in France.

I think it's a good result in a way. No one will be able to rush with rash decisions about anything for a while. Which is not bad.



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Re: Voting Day Today

on Fri Jun 09, 2017 2:35 pm
so.....a coalition with a bunch of climate change disbelieving, homophobic UVF loving freaks.


WELL DONE 'GREAT' BRITAIN
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Re: Voting Day Today

on Fri Jun 09, 2017 5:18 pm
I don't know if you are being sarcastic or not. But sounds ok to me, won't be a compromise on Brexit for example.
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Re: Voting Day Today

on Fri Jun 09, 2017 5:20 pm
He's definitely being sarcastic Mogs LOL.

Bit of a mess, all this.
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Re: Voting Day Today

on Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:12 pm
It's not a mess, it's real democracy and much more interesting than France or Germany, ok not quite as exciting as the USA.
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Re: Voting Day Today

on Fri Jun 09, 2017 6:20 pm
When we went to live in Italy many years ago I got into trouble for saying to HMRC...

"Will the last person to leave Britain please turn off all the lights"

I fear there might be a big queue soon on the M25 near Heathrow...

Might reduce the influx from Calais?

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