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Old ones still the best ones?

on Wed Jun 14, 2017 6:08 pm
Guy out drinking was sick all over his suit - told his mate his wife would divorce him if he ever came home drunk again!

His mate suggested - Put a £20 note in you jacket pocket - tell your wife a stranger vomited over you and gave you £20 for cleaning your suit!

Guy gets home - wife says WTF!!! - he tells her the story of the stranger paying £20 for vomiting on him...

Wife looks in his pocket and asks - so what is the OTHER £20 for???

Oh - that's from the guy who shit in my pants!

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Re: Old ones still the best ones?

on Wed Jun 14, 2017 8:16 pm
Must remember that one
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Re: Old ones still the best ones?

on Thu Jun 15, 2017 11:36 pm
Ha ha ha.

I just found out I'm addicted to placebo's...... I want to give them up, but not sure it would make any difference clown
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Re: Old ones still the best ones?

on Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:33 pm
Doo 1 wrote:Ha ha ha.

I just found out I'm addicted to placebo's...... I want to give them up, but not sure it would make any difference clown

That's one for my next visit to my GP - he has a stressful job - I always give him a joke if I can and carry cough sweets for him - Jakemans, he likes them...and I enjoy telling him ...Forcough!'

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