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My Berlingo Ad

on Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:18 pm
Hope you like Laughing

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-berlingo-multispace-2.0hdi/1258367022
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Re: My Berlingo Ad

on Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:21 am
Dear Mr I Highland

On the first picture there is a round hole just above the the back wheel, does the car come with this?

Picture 2, the number plate has a bit missing, will this make the shitheap go faster?

picture 3, no rear sensors? cant drive a car without sensors

Picture 4, /you are revered for your mechanic skills, is there any way you can make that interior any more ugly?

picture 5, the radio is wonky, is this a feature?

picture 6, where is this? is this part of the car?

picture 7, there is a small hole near the shiny thing, could you fix this?

picture 8 someone has stolen the seats could you replace them?

picture 9, its ok i found them

















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Re: My Berlingo Ad

on Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:23 am
Cracking for £650 Andoo. I was looking last year at maybe buying a van. couldn't get anything like this for that money, in the end i gave up.
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Re: My Berlingo Ad

on Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:52 am
John c wrote:Dear Mr I Highland

On the first picture there is a round hole just above the the back wheel, does the car come with this?

Picture 2, the number plate has a bit missing, will this make the shitheap go faster?

picture 3, no rear sensors? cant drive a car without sensors

Picture 4, /you are revered for your mechanic skills, is there any way you can make that interior any more ugly?

picture 5, the radio is wonky, is this a feature?

picture 6, where is this? is this part of the car?

picture 7, there is a small hole near the shiny thing, could you fix this?

picture 8 someone has stolen the seats could you replace them?

picture 9, its ok i found them

In reply to your questions:

1 yes, you put fuel in there
2 absolutely, the removed part weight 3 tonnes
3 you cant drive it in that case, this is a "mans" car
4 sure, send photo's of you and your family, I will stick them all over inside
5 I pressed the faceplate off button so it doesn't kill the battery
6 this is Scotland and it "IS" part of the car, you can take it with you
7 sorry, no! that hole is the hyper drive wormhole to keep your sandwiches fresh
8 refer to picture 9
9 refer to picture 8
10 you c u n t Laughing
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Re: My Berlingo Ad

on Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:17 am
Dear Mr I Highland.

Thank you for your quick reply.

I am now very interested in definitely possibly thinking about buying your beige shitheap.

Could you please clarify, my query about picture 6. I'm very concerned about the amount of "bits" there appears to be in the photo, are these connected in any way to the movement of the vehicle as they look very complicated and whereabouts on the vehicle are they located? They appear to be under some sort of lift-up cover type thing.

p.s. I have just had a word with my equally befuddled co-worker Sebastian cooper-bridge who has some experience of these things and he says the "bits" to which i refer may be called "parts" i hope this helps.

Best Regards

John Up-Ducky
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Re: My Berlingo Ad

on Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:28 pm
Oh dear, jokes aside Ducky, there is Roy on the mail who said exactly this, and I quote:

"You say the berlingo has a years mot, but the DVLA on the computer says it has no mot, has it just been motd?"

Do I tell Roy to feck off as I fear he is one of these fanny's who will measure the exhaust manifold studs and let me know one of them is 2mm longer than the rest so he's worried the emissions may be one hydrocarbon higher per 1hr cycle than the green party suggests is safe for the polar bear he sponsors....

There are some div's out there Rolling Eyes

I have a guy on FB asking the milage.... Pretty sure it's still 149k as per the advert I copied.

You'd think they were buying a farking 90,000 GBP Range Rover as opposed to a six hundred quid shed with an engine Mad

Some people spend that on a weekend of boozing!!

Bah!

Can you tell I'm "STILL" seriously stressed from this accident? Embarassed
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Re: My Berlingo Ad

on Thu Aug 03, 2017 8:53 am
Its not Mike Brewer is it?
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Re: My Berlingo Ad

on Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:43 pm
Doo 1 wrote:Oh dear, jokes aside Ducky, there is Roy on the mail who said exactly this, and I quote:

"You say the berlingo has a years mot, but the DVLA on the computer says it has no mot, has it just been motd?"

Do I tell Roy to feck off as I fear he is one of these fanny's who will measure the exhaust manifold studs and let me know one of them is 2mm longer than the rest so he's worried the emissions may be one hydrocarbon higher per 1hr cycle than the green party suggests is safe for the polar bear he sponsors....

There are some div's out there Rolling Eyes



Ummmm... He has a point though doesn't he? Failed in July and failed again yesterday? I'm guessing you didn't expect it to this time!
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Re: My Berlingo Ad

on Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:45 am
Hi Tom, yes it initially failed on rusty bits and worn bits.

Had the repairs done and the axle collapsed, got that done (cheap too) and when I put it in, the bloody feckin shock absorber decided to pack in Mad

Anyway, all done now and apart from the dirty sheep worrier type farmer stench, it's a great wee car!

Someone coming to see it soon and I hope she likes it enough to buy it as my ankle is fecked with trying to use the clutch!

Still no sign of my MRI... Just as well I'm not in lots of pa... OH! Wait Evil or Very Mad
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Re: My Berlingo Ad

on Thu Aug 10, 2017 7:27 am
Triggers broom ?
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Re: My Berlingo Ad

on Fri Aug 11, 2017 9:53 am
LKsOK wrote:Triggers broom ?

Hardly... All handles were original Arrow

Anyway, sold for fifty quid less than asking price.

Pleased with that Smile
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Re: My Berlingo Ad

on Sun Aug 13, 2017 6:08 am
Result, well done.
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