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Who do you think of?

on Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:02 pm
You know that daft TV ad where Lady Penelope lets PARKER go to Barclays Bank and he wins £500K...and she is seen shouting Parker...PARKER...!!!

And he is on a deckchair with a cold beer somewhere sunny with a bird water skiing nearby???

Who do you imagine this is  on here?

Spot...Andi...LK...Hugh...?

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Re: Who do you think of?

on Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:21 pm
Is it you ?
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Re: Who do you think of?

on Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:41 pm
Have you just had a big win VFC?!!

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on Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:11 pm
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on Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:08 am
Just checked my bank account - it's not me - unless it was a debit instead of a credit!

Reminds me of the pompous little prick Bercow - Speaker in the Commons

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Re: Who do you think of?

on Mon Aug 14, 2017 12:33 pm
I wish it was me, but unfortunately not...

I finally signed on around June and got 1st payment in July, a whole 193 pounds and 18p to last me a month. I used to earn that in a day, twice that at weekends Crying or Very sad

Anyway, then I get a letter demanding almost 5K for the 775:94 monthly benefit I've been getting Shocked Called the Dept of Wank & Pricks think I've got it sorted...

Was due July's on 5th August, but by 9th August, it wasn't there. Called up, it was with held because I hadn't reported any cash coming in from my self employment Rolling Eyes

Told them I CAN'T work because of my arm (not to mention my leg where the bone snapped never stops hurting and causes me to limp along with my foot which has lost about 25% articulation) and shoulder. Honest to haddock, if it wasn't for my son I would have ended it by now, THAT is how much pain I am in. I have tried all the pain killers, but NOTHING stops it at night. I have no idea why it's worst at night, but it is so bad i actually cry tears from the pain. It's relentless.

It gets better, was sent home from physio last week due to pain I was in. Mr B told me he'd get me a 1 to 1 with him for an hour. But I get a new appointment and it's with a Mr W so why are they doing this? They KNOW I am in agony, it's been registered just how much pain I am in. Await a call from a friend who is going to tell me how to get a referal as I need to know why the pain is getting worse and advancing down my arm to my thumb and up to my neck.

That, and I applied for PIP, but was turned down for being late and not giving enough info.... I filled in 40 pages! How much feckin info do they need?? No And I paid 7 quid to Royal Mail to get it there on time and signed for.

I keep telling these kunts I don't "want" their money, I "need" their money until I get my arm fixed Evil or Very Mad
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Re: Who do you think of?

on Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:15 pm
That's not at all good Doooo'boy.

Are you not currently being paid by your ex-boss / the guy whose gate fell on you? Sorry for appearing nosy there old boy.

Pain control seems inadequate (understatement of the year!) - how has your GP been in all this? Has the specialist told you what to do in the event of being in severe pain? Like turn up to A&E?

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Re: Who do you think of?

on Mon Aug 14, 2017 3:39 pm
vanfancooler wrote:You know that daft TV ad where Lady Penelope lets PARKER go to Barclays Bank and he wins £500K...and she is seen shouting Parker...PARKER...!!!

And he is on a deckchair with a cold beer somewhere sunny with a bird water skiing nearby???

Who do you imagine this is  on here?

Spot...Andi...LK...Hugh...?

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I think it would be you, however, it would be more like this......

Parker
aye, whit
don't forget to pick up my dress for the races tomorrow
och, away n get it yersel
Parker
WHIT? am drivin!
polish the car when we get back
aye, alreet, calm yer tits
and tidy up the mansion
eh? get tae fark wumman., look, drive yersel, am aff to the pub
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Re: Who do you think of?

on Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:23 pm

Excellent video standard once again LK - did you film it in Finchingfield Essex?

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Re: Who do you think of?

on Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:00 pm
hugh121 wrote:That's not at all good Doooo'boy.

Are you not currently being paid by your ex-boss / the guy whose gate fell on you? Sorry for appearing nosy there old boy.

Pain control seems inadequate  (understatement of the year!) - how has your GP been in all this? Has the specialist told you what to do in the event of being in severe pain? Like turn up to A&E?


Got total of 6k. Three couple of days after the accident and a further three mid Dec to see me through Christmas. It was pretty decent of them actually, but I am self employed. Pay my own tax & stamp. The same stamp I thought was put towards the treatment I hardly got Crying or Very sad

I have to make an appointment with my doc and in a nice manner, demand a referral to Edinburgh Hospital and explain I am depressed as feck (well, no lies there) in agony 24/7 and the pain killers are actually starting to cause me stomach problems. The ONLY good thing is the lack of appetite.... Soon Spot, wont be able to call me whale ass Wink
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Re: Who do you think of?

on Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:17 pm
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hugh121 wrote:That's not at all good Doooo'boy.

Are you not currently being paid by your ex-boss / the guy whose gate fell on you? Sorry for appearing nosy there old boy.

Pain control seems inadequate  (understatement of the year!) - how has your GP been in all this? Has the specialist told you what to do in the event of being in severe pain? Like turn up to A&E?


Got total of 6k. Three couple of days after the accident and a further three mid Dec to see me through Christmas. It was pretty decent of them actually, but I am self employed. Pay my own tax & stamp. The same stamp I thought was put towards the treatment I hardly got Crying or Very sad

I have to make an appointment with my doc and in a nice manner, demand a referral to Edinburgh Hospital and explain I am depressed as feck (well, no lies there) in agony 24/7 and the pain killers are actually starting to cause me stomach problems. The ONLY good thing is the lack of appetite.... Soon Spot, wont be able to call me whale ass Wink

Mmmm, not so sure that £6k is "decent of them." Whether you are employed as an employee or a contractor is immaterial; they should have insurance in place for such work related injuries. Either way they are surely liable and you have not sustained income due to your injuries since December - 7 months with little or no pay... hardly decent.

I don't mean to upset you, and this is hardly the place to discuss your situation, not least because I don't know the full details. Would you object if I message you?

Cheers

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Re: Who do you think of?

on Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:08 pm
Message away Huge.


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Re: Who do you think of?

on Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:56 pm
And VFC, I am sorry for hijacking your thread...I'm just pissed off being in agony.

Anyway, if I did get a shed load of cash, I'd build myself my fantasy garage.

Nothing huge, just loads of ground for storage (planning a caravan breakers as there are none in this area) a workshop with two 4 posters and 2 two posters (ramps) as well as an mot bay.

Everything would be cleaned at the end of each day, no buts. Floors swept, oil soaked up, scrap put in each recepticle and so on. Tally taken of parts used (in house parts such as bulbs, batteries, wiper blades and such) and order replacement parts.

I have always been a fan of taking pictures of the job as it goes along. That way I can not only show the customer what was wrong with their car, but I can save them for future reference such as any queries or if someone else buys the car I can tell them what was done and show them when and how. (like I used to do on the real ParkArse).

My plans are to have an honest workshop to help folks keep their motors in good condition without charging the earth.

There, that's my little dream.

Sad? Probably, but there is nothing makes me happier than reviving a knackered old barge I love you
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Re: Who do you think of?

on Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:11 am
Doo 1 wrote:Message away Huge. Just one correction, since the end of October Crying or Very sad


Doo - you have a PM.
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Re: Who do you think of?

on Tue Aug 15, 2017 10:01 am
Andi,

You are welcome to post on my posts anytime Mate...my thoughts are with you!!!

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Re: Who do you think of?

on Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:46 pm
vanfancooler wrote:Andi,

You are welcome to post on my posts anytime Mate...my thoughts are with you!!!

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Thank you.. Wish you worked in Government AND in Raigmore Hospital Embarassed
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