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Trump...Should we be concerned?

on Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:26 pm
Just thought of an old one from my youth - read today that  the sanity of TheDonald is being questioned - won't change much if we think of Corbyn?

Anyhoo - man goes to Doctor...has a very worrying sex problem...Doctor asks what kind of problem...man says he is having a recurrent dream that he is making love to a biscuit tin.

Doctor refers him eventually to a sexologist - who can find absolutely nothing wrong with the patient - but refers him to a Psychiatrist asks him a long series of questions and suggests a return visit .

On the return visit, the shrink says that he might have found an answer from some  deep research...

Does the biscuit tn have a quarter inch flange around the lid?

YES!

Is the tin roughly  12" square?

YES - Doctor do you think that finally I can be helped?

Not sure - does it say Jacobs on the lid?

YES!!!

Sorry to tell you -  But looks like you're Fecking crackers!

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Re: Trump...Should we be concerned?

on Tue Aug 22, 2017 6:50 pm
I don't dream of biscuit tins, but I am fecking crackers.

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Re: Trump...Should we be concerned?

on Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:34 pm
Corbyn is alternative we have to the Neo Liberal government we’ve had ever since Tony Blair. The Corporations are in bed with the Politian’s who are in bed with a lot of the media, who try to comatose most of us.
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