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Old but more relevant as time goes on?

on Sat Dec 16, 2017 5:56 pm
This amused me greatly last night whilst filling up. The filling station has pumps either side of vertical posts, with the pump numbers on the same face; so the stickers for 1 and 2 are next to each other with a small gap. Having filled up, go inside, three people in front of me, the gentlemen about to be served was elderly (Honda Jazz, but that's not important right now). The exchange went as follows -
Miserable Attendant- "What pump love?"
Old Gent - "Sorry my dear?"
M.A - "What pump love, what number?"
O.G - "Oh, err, errm.. (looks through window).. number twelve"
M.A - "There is no twelve"
O.G - "Sorry my dear?"
M.A - (exasperated) "There IS NO twelve, it's either one or two"
O.G - (Looking through window) "Errm, well, errm"
M.A - "What car are you, the red one or the white one?"
O.G - "Pardon, sorry?"
M.A - (Losing it) "Are you the red or white car?"
O.G - "Oh, I see, the red one my dear"
M.A - "Right, number two then"
O.G - "Oh, I'm sorry my dear"
OLD GENT THEN FUMBLES IN WALLET FOR CREDIT CARD
M.A- "Do you know you're PIN number?"
O.G- "My what, sorry?"
M.A - "You're PIN number, for your card?"
O.G - "My card? Sorry,what?"
M.A - (Now in temper) "Forget it, just sign it" SNATCHES CARD OUT OF READER, SWIPES AND PRINTS RECEIPT. AS OLD GENT SIGNS, M.A LOOKS AT MAN NEXT IN QUEUE AND DOES STRANGLING SIGNS TO OLD GENT.
O.G- "There you go my dear, I'm very sorry"
M.A SAYS NOTHING, SLAPS RECEIPT ON COUNTER
O.G EXITS SHOP, LOOKING SOMEWHAT FORLORN.
M.A (to next guy in queue) "Jesus Christ, do they know how to wind you up! What pump love?
Young Man (pauses for comic effect) "Er.. fifty six?"

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Re: Old but more relevant as time goes on?

on Sat Dec 16, 2017 6:04 pm
hahaha good one. Only he should have said 69 dear..

Reminds me of one I read recently on the Internet goes something like this.

Dilbert - I believe there are intelligent life in the Universe. And for that reason we haven't seen them here.

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Re: Old but more relevant as time goes on?

on Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:53 am
haha, i'd have done the same, miserable bastard!
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