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on Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:12 pm
tomorrow.
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:36 pm
Whaaaaaaaat
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:44 pm
He's referring to the fact he looks like Vic Reeves nowadays.... Laughing
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Fri Jan 05, 2018 6:53 pm
He’s older than Vic Reeves surely!!
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:05 pm
And fatter, you forgot to add fatter than Vic Reeves... a LOT fatter.

AND, he hasn't yet been on Coronation Street yet, but there's still time.

I think he could be Colin's long lost father, younger brother of Norris Wink Razz Laughing
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:24 pm
You’ve lost me as soon as you mention Coronation Street or Easterenders

But I get the fat bit :-)
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:54 pm
He’s pregnant
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:04 am
And he’s bought a moped
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Sat Jan 06, 2018 9:03 am
Paul123 wrote:And he’s bought a moped

VERY close
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on Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:39 am
A fat bird?
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:05 pm
C'mon then you fat moped riding pregnant Vic Reeves lookalike mess, what is this BIG news?

Are you sure you should be riding a small motorised bicycle in your current condition?

Surely a scooter, with it's no pedals and bigger engine, would be better??
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:54 pm
nah, i'd rather walk than ride a scooter, plus i'm neither scottish or a homosexual.

news will have to wait til Monday unfortunately

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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:27 pm
No way!
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on Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:17 pm


Huge and it's news.

Although he has a huge cock he didn't realize many women were begging for it (news).


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on Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:38 pm
Huge cock!! Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha.... The only thing huge about Spot is his belly! He's called Spot because he has a tiny cock...it's like a spot Laughing
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Sun Jan 07, 2018 2:38 pm
Ruta would disagree, she said getting pumped by me was quite painful, but thankfully you'd created the pilot hole
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:06 pm
Aye, she did that.

She said it was the sheer weight on her that hurt, more the size of your belly, not the actual size of your pee pee Laughing Laughing
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:49 pm
At a guess, he's traded in that BMW and bought a 1.9 TDi Audi A3.


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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:10 pm
hugh121 wrote:At a guess, he's traded in that BMW and bought a 1.9 TDi Audi A3.



Could do worse - Very Happy

Won the lottery, and ordered something very special, Basil ???

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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:08 am
traded the M335XD, RS, STI, FWD, ST, Msport, GTR, DI, Turbo?.....pfft!!

I love that car.....i ADORE that engine......not likely i've traded it, is it?


Actually, I have......more later
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:44 am
You’ve had more cars in the last 12 months than Crix
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:48 am
tell me about it......i have lost £1000's in cars over the last 2 years......my own stupid fault, but circumstances keep changing
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Mon Jan 08, 2018 2:12 pm
HOWAY THEN YOU farking ARSE!!!!

WHATS GOING ON?
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:07 pm
Tesla... Question
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Re: BIG....no.....HUGE NEWS

on Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:29 pm
Naah. I don't think that'll be it.

I think Spot is heading that way....but for the miles he does...i dont think it'd be viable.

UNLESS he's suddenly doing fewer miles.

Still pretty £££ for a tesla though.

Hmmmmm...
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