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on Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:25 am
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless Valentine panties in an attempt
to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite
her husband sipping a glass of wine.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs wide enough that her husband
asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never saw the wine glass coming

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Re: pussy galore

on Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:39 am
hehe furry muff.

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Re: pussy galore

on Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:52 pm
Was this a true story from experience VFC?
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Re: pussy galore

on Tue Feb 27, 2018 6:31 pm
Might be from recent experience after the brain changed...

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Re: pussy galore

on Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:07 pm
haven't held a wine glass since new year!
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Re: pussy galore

on Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:41 am
How are you getting on my Scotch bretherin? I use Scotch simply to appease the greasy knobs like our Spot and his basterdisation of the English language Laughing

Seriously, how are things progressing Matt??
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on Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:34 pm
Making progress Andi - ironed 7 shirts this morning - walking is improving - doing lots of excercises - sat in Jag andmoved 2 feet to avoid flat spots on tyres - will go for assessment drive with specialists when I feel confident.

physios coming almost daily - two yesterday- suspect Mary told them to get me doing shirts again for therapy...teaching the brain to recall old habits (GIVEN UP WANKING YEARS AGO)

REGARDS

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Re: pussy galore

on Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:55 pm
i heard the biggest sexual organ in the body is the brain. So you might do¨well to give it another try...
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Re: pussy galore

on Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:38 pm
in the spirit of VFC.....are any of the Physios tasty young blondes named Esme Cockin?
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