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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:01 pm
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I'd pay to see that Twisted Evil

Not a lot, obviously, but it's the thought that counts Laughing
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:13 pm
haha, nope, all still wrong, although crix did give ya'll a hint

red, fast as fark........not sure about hairdresser though?, they would chose the 2.0 diesel variety
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on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:16 pm
When was the colour a clue Laughing
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:17 pm
Spot ... tell me ... in fact ... yes tell me ... you've bought an F type Jaaaagggggg ??!!

Either you've earnt a lot of money recently, or you're on some suicide mission with DEBT being the method of death .... Laughing
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:19 pm
i wish LK, the F type is rather nice....but sadly not.

oh...and the latter!
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on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:20 pm
I'd rather its an Evora 2+2
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:21 pm
nope
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:23 pm
Would you be willing to trade it in for an Evora 2+2?

Its the pope mobile innit
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:25 pm
Spot wrote:i wish LK, the F type is rather nice....but sadly not.

oh...and the latter!


Nope - not 4 seats either !!!

Well, 4 seat convertibles are very thin on the ground ... I count.

Audi A3 / A5
Land Rover Evoque .... ooooh - actually.
BMW 3 series / 4 / 6
Ford Focus / Mustang
Astra / Cockroach - Unlilkely.
Volvo .. never seen a red one.
Saab - been mentioned.
Merc CLK / E Class
Lexus - maybe !!!!!
Chrysler Sebring - but you wouldn't admit that.
Citroen C2 - God, help us
VW EOS / Beetle ... both Cheap ... EOS is good value actually.
Renault Megane
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:28 pm
Actually - the 1 I did miss !!!

M235i ...

That's the one !!!
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on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:31 pm

Well, 4 seat convertibles are very thin on the ground ... I count.

Audi A3 / A5 - No, nothing from camp Audi
Land Rover Evoque .... ooooh - actually. - not a chance....never ever ever!
BMW 3 series / 4 / 6 - nope
Ford Focus / Mustang - I like the Focus RS, the mustang is silly, but no
Astra / Cockroach - Unlilkely. - HIGHLY unlikely that i would own anything from Poxhall
Volvo .. never seen a red one. - no
Saab - been mentioned.- nope, too old
Merc CLK / E Class - no, although i do love the e class cabriolet, the new one is a piece of art!
Lexus  - maybe !!!!! - yes, its the LFA......no wait, its not
Chrysler Sebring - but you wouldn't admit that. - holy fark, no
Citroen C2 - God, help us - wouldnt have another shitroen
VW EOS / Beetle ... both Cheap ... EOS is good value actually. -but VERY dull, no
Renault Megane - not in a million years
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:32 pm
LKsOK wrote:Actually - the 1 I did miss !!!

M235i ...

That's the one !!!

he's there!.........
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on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:33 pm
Spot wrote:
LKsOK wrote:Actually - the 1 I did miss !!!

M235i ...

That's the one !!!

he's there!.........

WooHoo

Well done ... cracking car ...

Auto ??
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on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:38 pm
sports auto, so launch control and flappy's......nav pro, and HK sound system, heated leather, adaptive lights and service plan til 2020

however

i am talking to another dealer about a M240i (the facelift) which may trump the one i've signed for (i have a grace period to cancel, so its ok) although not sure its going to work out yet
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:55 pm
Holy shit fatman
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:27 pm
Exactly!

Well done LK!

And Spot, the mention of 'hairdresser' by me was purely tongue in (arse) cheek.
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:34 pm
MegaCrixel wrote:

Well done LK!

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Thanks.

Did you see what I did there !!??

Listed every 4 seater convertible, except the 2 series, and then pulled it out at the end ... like a Magician !!!

All intentional of course ....... Rolling Eyes
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 3:41 pm
Absolutely intentional!

You cleverly made it look like you'd forgotten the M235i......and then BANG! And the dirt is gone!
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:33 pm
Blimey, what happened there then?! I mean good choice, but a bit different to an i3!
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:18 pm
Thought you had a long commute?!!! Go for the one with more Power!!!!

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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:58 pm
You must like blowing money lol.
2 series convertible with an autobox?
Surely they're only for menopausal women?
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:59 am
Menopausal woman doing 0-60 in under 5 seconds that sounds more dangerous than a man eating scotch eggs doing it
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:37 pm
Paul123 wrote:Menopausal woman doing 0-60 in under 5 seconds that sounds more dangerous than a man eating scotch eggs doing it

No way that thing will do sub 5sec 0-60 with him in it though! My Jag only just manages 7 seconds with me in it!!!
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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:59 pm
Teeps wrote:You must like blowing money lol.
2 series convertible with an autobox?
Surely they're only for menopausal women?

you're not wrong, i have flushed away so much money on swapping cars this last 12 months its unreal.......and before anyone says 'hah!, twat!'.........I absolutely know!, its infuriating but at the same time, i just haven't got my choices right and....well.....its cost me big!.

Huge.....0-60 in 4.8 with the sports auto, actually.....ahem

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Re: *punches self in the face repeatedly*

on Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:05 pm
Spot wrote:
Teeps wrote:You must like blowing money lol.
2 series convertible with an autobox?
Surely they're only for menopausal women?

you're not wrong, i have flushed away so much money on swapping cars this last 12 months its unreal.......and before anyone says 'hah!, twat!'.........I absolutely know!, its infuriating but at the same time, i just haven't got my choices right and....well.....its cost me big!.

Huge.....0-60 in 4.8 with the sports auto, actually.....ahem


4.8 with normal people in it (mine does 4.6 with the same!) - 7 seconds with you or me driving it - #fatfekkers!
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